So I'd had plans to create a blog once I went away on my travels so everybody could keep up to date on my absolutely fascinating travel stories (ha!). But then one day my dad calls me over and shows me the subject headings of his bulk mail. And the blog just couldn't wait.

This is a poem I created from those subject headings. Actually, I can't take very much credit for it, since I didn't do ANYTHING except copy them down in the order they showed up in. I have neither added nor subtracted anything. Maybe some day I'll do another one with some conjunctions and things to make it coherent. But I found this pretty hilarious just in pristine original form. So here goes:

township
systematically
reluctant agonize
inconclusively
injured
Korean
optical illusion
special
game show
delay habitual
encore councilor
child Latino
pact
trousers decoration
parity foolishness
packet
flow nighttime
whenever
exaggerated front man
undressed respective
crow
rapprochement vertical
spin-off
half-baked
comic
socialite square
slack
houseboat
pare amuse
switch grove
blast furnace
tumultuous
turnaround blurb
disastrously
midweek underpass
Cabinet fledgling
who'd
credit limit alcohol
malnourished
reincarnate proper
wise guy trespasser
glib hypochondria
passage ethnic
dissect comet
hurdle hurl

Well, I hope that was as entertaining for you as it was for me (but I kinda doubt it). I swear that's exactly how they came. Each line is a subject heading from my father's bulk mail inbox. And the messages get even weirder if you open them up. I wish I got junk mail like that...